As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

I intimated to a parent that if his kid ever came around my house bothering my wife and kid, I’d drag his ass out of his truck during student drop off and beat the shit out of him.

As you can see, teaching sucks because a lot of the students suck. Stay out of this profession.

I had a student in middle school ask me what I’d do if he hit me. I told him that if a student ever touched me, I would box him into the corner of the class and upper cut him until he passed out.

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A girl sitting close to my desk was being a cock tease to the boy with whom she was sitting, telling him what kind of porn she likes (BDSM) and that she’s bisexual. As a teacher, you have to pretend like you don’t hear a lot of things.

A 15 year old boy was mad dogging me after I chewed his ass. I told him that if he’s staring at me, it means he wants to go out with me or fight me.

A group of girls were undressing in my classroom and taking their sweet time about it. I told them they had 30 seconds to finish before I came in.

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A girl ran into the corridor in her lingerie, almost into my face. I said, “Rebecca, Jesus Christ!” she laughed and ran back where she came from. At that time, I no longer gave a fuck and didn’t bother telling anyone.

I had a girl in detention and she said the only reason I had her there was because I wanted to fuck her. I told her not to even dream about it and that I was way out of her league. Like I’d really stick my dick in a kid with SPED and 504 paperwork? If I’m going to break the law, I might as well break it with a cheerleader who is normal.